![]() In this particular scene, Trish magically manifests her clothes, making them appear on her body instantly. Normally I’d give it an instant miss because her breasts are so unsupported they’re literally three seconds away from flying off her chest and into the sunset, but there’s a particular scene in Devil May Cry 5 that got me thinking. Let’s talk about Trish’s outfit for a second. On another note there’s not a whole lot of material between her thighs, so unless physics work differently in Devil May Cry 5, she should prepare for some chafing. ![]() That takes guts, and we should definitely give her credit where it’s due, but it’s still an odd one. There’s a lot of dangling layers in this outfit and a fully exposed waist that seems dangerous for battle - but the boldest choice is rocking up to a slimy, demon-filled battlefield in all white. Lady’s outfit is ranked nearly at the bottom but not quite there, mostly because I don’t really understand what’s going on here. Okay, so now we’re heading into better territory. He’s heading on a one-way journey to blister town, and I feel very bad for him. Sure, his body is deteriorating and he’s not technically a ‘real’ person, but that’s no reason to abuse your feet. If you’ve ever gotten dirt in your thongs, you know exactly how this story goes. Leather jandles! On a battlefield! V spends most of Devil May Cry 5 chugging his way through dirt, shit and monster blood, and he thinks he’s going to get away with wearing jandles?! To make it worse, he’s topped the outfit off by wearing leather jandles. He’s basically picked up a leather sheet off the side of the road, wrapped himself in it, tied it with shoelaces and called it a day. I love V dearly, but his outfit is just awful. Nico isn’t doing much active battling in the game, but they’re still not a very practical choice at all. ![]() When you’re facing down demons on a daily basis, it’s a distraction you certainly don’t need. They look tight, which means they’ll constantly be digging into her sides while she’s driving. It helps vent the air and keeps her cool.īut wearing low rise pants when you’re sitting all day is a terrible choice. Nico drives the Devil May Cry van for most of her days, so having an exposed stomach makes sense. Nico’s overall look is fine and she really owns the whole “I’m wearing two half-shirts, which almost equals a whole shirt” vibe, but my issue is mostly with the incredibly low rise shorts she’s wearing. Sound off in the comments below if you disagree with any of my choices. I’m thoroughly enjoying my replay on PS5 (I gave it a perfect score way back in 2019), but I feel like the only way to really progress in the game is to get all my fashion-forward feelings out.Īpropos of nothing, here’s how I’d rank the Devil May Cry 5 crew, based on their very wild fashion choices. ![]() While there’s certainly some killer looks here (Morrison and Nero come to mind), the good often outweighs the bad. It really is a stylish game but admittedly, there’s a glaring issue we need the talk about: the fashion.įrom V’s leather tunic to Nico’s constantly exposed midriff, there’s so many odd choices in Devil May Cry 5 it’s hard to really pin down which is the most egregious. With shiny new textures, split-second loading times, DualSense controller functionality and additional Vergil-themed gameplay, it’s the definitive way to play Devil May Cry 5 on console (unless you wanted to check your phone between levels, in which case you’re out of luck). ![]() Devil May Cry 5: Special Edition launched on PS5 this month, bringing the excellent hack-and-slash adventure into next gen. ![]()
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